I've known for weeks now that I needed to get a birthday card for my mother and get it in the mail.
Today is her birthday and she got no card from me.
What is wrong with me that I can't remember to do even the simplest of things?
Now, I have to find the most spectacular, ridiculous card and mail it late.
What I really need is one of those ginormous cards that measures like 1.5'X2', with a unicorn farting rainbows on the outside and a glitter cannon on the inside. Also, it needs to sing to her. Anybody know where I can find such a thing?