19 October 2012

Sunshine, where are your damned pants?

Yesterday, Sunshine went hunting very early in the morning.

He arrived home at about 11AM and came strolling through the door sans pants.

Now I know that I am usually the first person screaming #pantsarebullshit, but really, Sunshine, where are your damned pants?

However, what came out of my mouth was corn flakes with milk, as I could not quit laughing at what was going through my head. They spewed out with the laughter.

No jealousy, no fears of another woman.

Just that one question: "Sunshine, where are your damned pants?"

And the glee that he has finally joined the club.

note: Sunshine has reminded me that he did at least have on his Ed Hardy tattoo-print long underwear. He has not, however, told me where his damned pants are.

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  1. Funny! I'm sure whatever he was hunting didn't mind a bit!

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    1. Judy, I imagine you are right, the deer don't care what (if anything) he is wearing. I'm just glad he didn't get pulled over while driving like that ;-)

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  2. Ed Hardy makes long underwear? And where are the pants? I need an update!

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    1. Ed Hardy long underwear is a thing. I got them for under $20 at TJMaxx or Marshall's, I forget which; MSRP is something like $80.
      He says the pants were in the hunting clothes duffel bag in his Jeep. I still haven't seen them, though.

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  3. *snort*

    that's pretty funny!

    Does Sunshine know how much I loves him? In a way that would make you glow, not make you jealous?

    (And if he doesn't get those pants out of the hunting duffel bag and into the laundry soon, they might walk off, leaving him indeed wondering where is pants is.)

    Funny!

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    1. I could never be jealous of you guys, Karen. Y'all's hearts are so filled with beauty and light and love!

      Also, if he doesn't bring me the oants for laundering soon, he is on his own with those stinky things.

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  4. My first hubby was an avid hunter. I was amazed at the things he lost (and found) on his journeys into the woods. Love it!

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    1. He just brought me the pants. He wanted me to smell them. I think the aroma cauterized my adenoids. I wish he would lose them again.

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    2. Oh my gosh! To funny, Cindy!!! To freakin' funny!!

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    3. Some days are a regular riot around here. The man is funny, and makes me laugh until my abs HURT. I'm just glad he doesn't mind me sharing him with the world. Everybody needs to laugh, right?

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  5. I don't think men are legally allowed to think pants are bullshit

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    1. damn it, woman, I just peed my pants a little.

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  6. I figured he was just supporting you by going minimalist.

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  7. This put a smile on my face. New to your blog. Blessings.

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    1. Sunshine has a way of making me laugh, hard. I'm glad he doesn't mind me sharing these moments here and on the twitter. I'm glad you're here, & hope you stick around!

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