Don't ask me what the fuck the battery acid is about. That's Sunshine's shit.
So is the cooler and the buckets of sour mas and the doors and back hatch to the Jeep that live behind the magic bus.
The sour mash is for the wild boar.
Sunshine would probably look like an episode of "Hoarders" in the making if I wasn't constantly screaming at him about how all of his shit is taking over the last three nooks I was using for my last few things I actually own anymore.
The man has a whole explosives shed filled with shit sitting in my yard. He has hunting shit and bug-out-bags and meat slicers and heaven-only-knows-what-the-fuck-else stored in the basement storage compartments under the bus. He has shit stored in his work warehouse that has fuck-all to do with his work. I'm pretty sure he has 63 pounds of sweatshirts, jackets, and thermal undershirts hiding in his truck smelling like Satan's body odor, and I know that he keeps a cooler and some other random shit in the back of his jeep.
He really cooked my noodle the other day, though. He came pulling up with
this
in the back of his truck.
What is it?
A giant barrel full of corn.
What the everloving fuck?
I'm sure it's for the deer, or the fucking wild boar, or something.
That's a lot of fucking corn. Could you please dispose of the battery acid now?
You get your wild boars drunk? Aren't they frightening enough sober?
ReplyDeleteThey are frightening enough sober. The sour mash? They can't stay away, it draws the boars right on in. It seems that the raccoons are the ones that actually get drunk, which is entertaining to watch on the game-cam.
DeleteNow I want to see video of drunk raccoons. That sounds hilarious.
ReplyDeleteCan you tell me why my spell check doesn't think "raccoons" is the plural for "raccoon?" Because it is pissing me off.
I have no wisdom on the corn.
I will have to get Sunshine to email me one of the drunk raccoon videos and post it for y'all. As for spell check, I have no wisdom. It tried to turn kits into kids on me today. ???
DeleteHot Guy wishes he was Sunshine. But we live in the suburbs, so he has to settle for like without an explosives shed. I can't decide whether I'm more curious about the sour mash or the corn.
ReplyDeleteHot Guy could come visit and hang out with Sunshine. We do live in a resort with cabins and an inn, and Sunshine loves to share his wisdom with others, hence the documentary that has now been titled. "Uncertain: The Movie". Look for it from Lucid, Inc; it's in editing now.
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