to make a pot of coffee.
This is what Sunshine said to me this morning after I informed him that I would have to restart the coffeepot because I forgot to put the filter filled with coffee into the machine last night.
Which means that Sunshine actually had to wait 14 minutes for a cup of coffee this morning. If looks could kill, well, I wouldn't be sitting here telling you guys that it takes seven minutes to make a pot of coffee.
As if mornings weren't bullshit enough, we spend seven minutes of every morning waiting on the stuff of life to brew. Seven minutes.
Really, Sunshine? This is what you do in the mornings? Who the fuck is awake in the mornings to count how many minutes it takes to make the coffee? THE FUCKING RAINMAN, that's who.