I just had to fill out a form that required me to remember when I graduated college. I had to search this blob to find the answer.
For the record, I graduated just over a year ago. Why on earth I would have thought it was more than 2 years ago, I just don't fucking know.
This shit happens to me a lot lately.
I just can't remember things. Like birthdays, mother's day, to eat breakfast, to clean spilled milkshake out of the car, why I'm standing in the bathroom...
You'd think that I'd have remembered when I graduated college, though.
What's even worse? I don't even know where the hell my degree is.