01 October 2011

Do giant wads of snot clog up the shower drain?

I sure as hell hope not. See, I am sick.

Sicker than usual. I have a nasty cough and my head is filled with snot. The only relief I get is when I am in the shower. I cover one side of my nose and just blow. Which is gross, I know. Then I cover the other side and repeat. I've seen construction workers use this trick on jobs sites, and been grossed out over it.

The thing is, right now I just don't care. It's the fucking shower, for heaven's sake. It's not like I'm preparing pot roast in there. And I do clean it with bleach.

It's much more comfortable than the constant wiping and blowing with tissues. I don't care how soft, how much aloe, tissue hurts my nose after so many wipes.

My head always feels so much lighter after my shower. Too bad it only lasts for like 3.8 seconds until my head fills with snot again.

I just hope all that snot doesn't get stuck in the damn drain pipe and stop up the plumbing.

1 comment:

  1. I am all about that shower trick, it's heaven to a sick person. Feel better soon.