Mollie's flea and tick medicine stuff
Four $50 Target gift cards
2 pounds bran flakes
2 boxes baking soda
16 cups non-iodized or pickling salt
3 1/2 cups battery acid
Yes. You read that correctly. Battery acid. I have been given a recipe that calls for baking soda, Neatsfoot oil, pickling salt, battery acid, and bran flakes.
What the fuck? Battery acid. And bran flakes. In one recipe.
Sunshine wants to tan a hide. I'm actually far more OK with this than one might expect for such a sissified, citified, fancified girl.
I just can't figure out the bran flakes, though. The bran flakes are boggling my fucking mind. The idea of transporting battery acid across state lines, well, it certainly has me concerned about being arrested for terrorism or attempted manufacturing of a controlled substance or something, but I'm certain that such an arrest would be one of those problems that money and a good attorney would solve.
The bran flakes are the thing that mystifies me. Go figure. Bran flakes and battery acid.
This is my life.