Sunshine just went out and bought himself a new bow. As in bow and arrow, archery, another way to kill pigs. Or something like that.
When he was talking about his intent to purchase, what I heard come out of my mouth was
"I wouldn't mind having one, too"
(or something like that)
Huh? Who am I?
But I think I really do want to learn to shoot a bow and arrow.
You reckon the instructors are going to laugh at me if I show up for lessons in Manolo Blahnik stiletto-heeled sandals?
Archery counts as exercise, right?