For Chibi. Because I luff her so much I'll answer her questions.

Chibi says I have to answer these questions. Because I love her to pieces, I'll honor her request.

1. What colour are your underwear right now?  Hold on while I take a look. Ok, pink with black polka dots.
2. What's your least favourite food? anything I have to cook myself.
3. Does it bother you when I put extra letters in my word? Well, too bad: I'm Canadian, eh? Well, je suis americaine. so there. Where the hell do people think Americans got the silent fucking "e" from, anyway?
4. How do you like your eggs? ugh. please hold while i yarf. Hard scrambled with cheese, if you can get me to eat eggs at all.
5. What book are you currently reading? Should I read it? I am reading no book right now. Unless this textbook for spanish class (that I am not reading unless I am driving to spanish class) counts as reading a book. I don't recommend it.
6. Did you have an imaginary friend? What was his/her name? I still have imaginary friends. I make them up as I need them.
7. What is your guiltiest pleasure, keeping in mind I'm Prudy McPruderson, Mayor of Prudeville? Shopping. And chocolate. Also, pizza.
8. If you could have any job in the whole wide world, what would it be? Dictator. or queen of the fucking universe.
9. Do you watch Toddlers & Tiaras? Absolutely not. Children frighten me.
10. What CD is in your CD player? (Do you still have one of those? If not, what was the last song played on your MP3 player? Should I be listening to them/her/him/it?) The CD in my car's Cd player is The American Tragedy "Welcome to the Show". And yes, if you like edgy rock, you should absofuckinglutely listen to it.
11. Shoes: off at the door, or wear 'em through the house? Depends on whether they are muddy or not.