I'm not going to go into details of what I found today to make me want to kick the former office girl in the teeth.
Let's just say that she really liked paper.
This weekend, there will be both a great paper cleanout and a big ass fucking bonfire.
Also, Valentine's day not only needs to include new shoes; it also needs cheesecake. And cowbell.
I now know why they are eradicating the amazon rain forest. There's a lot of unnecessary paper in this file box.
Now, who's got the vicodin-chip cookies?