08 February 2012

Unopened bank statements

I wish my problems with my new job were as simple as unopened bank statements.

The last person to hold this job didn't open the bank statements. What kind of bookkeeper doesn't open the fucking bank statements?

The same kind of bookkeeper that doesn't send the insurance company the new corporate filings so that we can get the new reduced insurance rate. That's what kind of bookkeeper doesn't open bank statements.

That would also be the same kind of bookkeeper that sends the fucking insurance bill to the contractor who requested an insurance certificate.

It would also be the same kind of bookkeeper who once called me because the balance shown in the online banking register didn't match what was showing in the checkbook register. Her response? "I guess I'll just have to do the math myself then." What the fuck do you think you are fucking getting paid to do, bitch?

To be quite honest, I'm not quite sure what the hell she was getting paid to do. Because nothing seems to have gotten done.

Valentine's day better include new shoes. That's all I've got to say about it.

What a fucked up first week on the job.

8 comments:

  1. New shoes are a good thing.

    Unopened bank statements and having to clean up other people's messes are not.

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    1. Having to clean up other people's messes is BULLSHIT!

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  2. karen @ muttering on stupid iPodFebruary 8, 2012 at 12:04 PM

    What Tracie said. In triplicate. I detest people who can't do their job and either (a) don't know it or (b) treat it as a free ride.

    What makes me really really insane is that I cant figure them out.

    The teachers at my kids school were like that. I couldn't believe how much my kids slid in the two years they were exposed to the weirdness.

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    1. ouch. It's bad enough that a bookkeeper doesn't open bank statements, but teachers that make your kids "dumber" (for lack of an appropriate word) are BULLSHIT!

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  3. I work with someone like that and it is neverendingly infuriating. I feel your pain, love!

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    1. I really want to kick the dingbat in the teeth. Also, I think I want to bitch-slap the person who recommended her to us.

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  4. #thisiswhyiloveyou
    All that is pure bullshit. I don't understand people who want a job, but don't want to DO that job, but still get paid. UGH. Also: BULLSHIT

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    1. #yesweusehashtagsoutsidetwitter and #thatiswhyiloveyou!

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